Master K DJ Ken

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Tuesday, March 31, 2009

LIFE IS FUN!


MY LOVED ONES
Grandma – I go to pasar with her every morning except if it’s raining

My mom - Til today, I think it’s more than 20 years I didn’t kiss my mom and grandma – I want to kiss them – but there is no such practice in our family – how to start ar?

My kids - My greatest achievements in life - My boys, both are like monkeys and parrots – they can jump non-stop and talk non-stop

MY AMBITION
When I get older, I want to visit old folks home to help them cut fingernails & toenails (I start with my grandma’s now)

I wish that my eldest son can be a doctor and youngest son an actor and I can become “sing-ma” GENG!

I always say that I want to marry a ‘blue eyes’ mat salleh, hoping I can get a beautiful daughter… - I love children, but dislike babysitting. I wish I could have 2 daughters very soon hahaha (think too much)

MY FACE & BODY
I hate to make up – I look fake!!

Only my left eye has double-eyelid – so please don’t into my eyes!

I have 5 earrings holes

I have super-geng stretch marks until I no eye see myself naked :P

My left wrist, there is a ‘prosperity mole’ :D

I treasure my hair, I have 3 conditioner – normal conditioner, icy cool conditioner and hair masque (and VO5 hot oil tubes too)

I sleep on my right side, means face facing right shoulder lo…

MY FAVOURITE
IDOL - My idol is Grasshopper since I was 9 years old, just met them on 21 March 2009. I like singers with great showmanship - Britney Spears, Aaron Kwok, Show Luo & Jay Chou’s performances







FOOD – Love Japanese food; but I don’t eat ginger, wasabi or soya sauce hehe!

JUNK - I don’t eat candies or sweets, I LOVE chocolates & cakes & ice cream


DRINK – water! I don’t really drink coffee nor tea, my all time favourite is MILO KOSONG PEKAT PANAS!

ACTIVITIES - Me and my coligs can sing kala-oke from 7.45pm til 3.45am

“FATT-HAO” ITEMS – shoes, shawls, accessories & handbags

CARTOON - I love to watch ‘cantonese version’ of cartoon and I can laugh super-loud watching cartoon

CINEMA - Pavilion cinemas is the best - spacious and comfortable. Can someone date me?

PEOPLE IN MY MIND
TOP BEST FRIEND is JUNE WONG – she is great, caring, loving, respect me and my family and she has a great family too! I love her daughters and her mom too!

A cool GUY-FRIEND, but he is not my boyfren hahaha – complicated! His name is SAM CHEONG (1984) – he likes girls who looks like Japanese, fair looking. He always said that he is romantic (I really can’t feel) -- any taker?

MY cousin brother, WINSTON WONG – like him so much! He is now in London (he must be surprised when he reads this) hahaha! I like his laughter, sense of humour and lately his tummy – he looks like he is carrying a quadruplets, adorable betul!

I miss my ex-classmate – her name is GAN WEE CHIAN & a long lost guy-friend, his name is JOHN CHEN (can’t find him in facebook) & long lost neighbours CHIN LEI WAN! I just recently found my ex-neighbour William Wong through a friend

I miss my father’s mother, “mah-mah”, her face is always in my brain, but I never dreamt of her

I miss my mother’s father, “gung-gung”, his face is always in my brain, and I always dream of him – “Gung, please appear in my dreams tonite.”

I miss my ex-bosses, Peter Wong and AY Lai. I miss my ex-coligs from KWH & Tenaga Insurance – they are great!

FENG SHUI, NUMEROLOGY, FACE READING FREAK

I am a feng shui freak, but I don’t know how to differentiate tung-nam-sai-pak. I have to refer to compass to find South-East-North-West

I keep a compass in my drawer, so I can be instant feng shui master to help others hahaha!

I always kepoh to help people to see whether their work-station feng shui is according to their KUA number – u can try to log on to www.wofs.com to find your KUA and best directions

I am a face reading freak too! I always analyse people’s face, and feel like telling them the ‘bad face spot’ they have, really no eye see!

Believe it or not! I know NUMEROLOGY, and I want to open a class to teach hahaha!

LAME JOKES OF MY LIFE
I never breastfeed – old people saying is true, big breasts less milk … hahaha! No eye see!! Still remember that my grandma told me, her breast milk spilt on the floor last time… sound so ‘geng’!

My eldest son asked me, “Mami, what is ‘die’?”. I told him, it means the person goes up there, and never come down… hahaha, terrible explanation but I think it works~

I always assume that hokkien mee that goes into my stomach will become big fat worms

Friends can recognize me through my voice. One good example, I was shopping at the supermarket in Sogo, my friend passed by and gos-tan, and called me, “Candy, I can hear your voice”… malu la!

I learnt how to swim at 17 years old. At the swimming lessons, I managed to learnt the froggie-style, but I didn’t know how to breath hahaha! I stopped learning how to swim, becoz there was one lesson, I swam, and when it was nearing the other end of the swimming pool, I tried to touch the wall, but I touched a boy’ s penis – DON’T LAUGH, I really have no talent, I feel so hamsap at that point! Don’t know how the boy take this in his life, hahahahaa! WHO ASKED HIM TO STOOD THERE ??

I was once pronounced CROATIA as ‘CRO-TI-AH’ – how I know wor… 10 years back & I also pronounced MOSQUE as “mos-queue” hahahaha!

After I gave birth to my eldest boy, I started to experience stomach gas. I didn’t sleep for the whole nite, and I thought I had cancer. I went to the doctor, told him, my stomach area, pain and I rolled in bed whole nite. I asked, “Doctor, is this cancer?” – Doctor politely answered, “Cancer patients are getting slim.” – wakakakaa! I was so damn fat – so I get what he meant lo…

Secondary school time, I joined St. John Ambulance and have to pretend that I know CPR, actually I didn’t even know how to balut a wound… tolong-tolong & really hate ‘marching’ during Hari Sukan. My round body make me find it difficult to raise up my legs hahahaha, my legs hit my tummy :P

Every year in secondary school time, we had to ‘run for 15 rounds’ at the bola keranjang court, mati lo! So fat, how to run 15 rounds… many of us tipu-tipu run, and stopped at 7th round, pretended we’ve run for 15 rounds… GOOD TRY :D

PURE VEGETARIAN for 6+5+2 years. I was from Girls school – only Tadika got boy-classmates… Primary, Secondary, Secretarial course, Admin course – ALL GIRLS! I call myself as “VEGETARIAN”… hahaha!

One of my online friends when I was 18, he came to my house wanted to date me (he drove a ‘super-old Volks –vagen’ and he looked like uncle) so when I see him, ooooooooooh lala…I told him my grandma didn’t allow me to go out! Wakakakaka!

My first “hold-hands-only” boyfriend was my pen-pal, his name is Dennis Ser (Seremban) (no kissing wor, sayang betul) – his mom is very pretty one, at first I thought that was his sister… hahaha! I still remember he called me every night from public phone, it was RM 5 for 30 minutes every night. He sends me card every week, his writing was very nice, he has damn good English, and romantic… miss him also hahahaha (fatt-hau meh!)

NO FLOWERS please … – please buy parfume, watches, handbags – I can use ma… (becoz after receiving flowers, flowers dried and go into dustbin)

ME & MY KIDS

BABYSITTING while relaxing in bed - I’ll ask my eldest to take care of youngest boy, “U help mami take care of didi ok”. He will answer, “ok la mami” – then, I’ll lay in bed, and let them play, but still can’t sleep, have to keep an eye on them.

CHILDREN SONGS - I always forget lyrics… simply create my own – my kids yet to discover that their mom is singing her own style!

I keep quiet at home, becoz when I ask ONE QUESTION, I get 4 answers (2 from each boy) they do the talking, so better diam la!

SCOLDING KIDS - I curi-curi smile at the same time, so, my mom always said that they are not scared of me – true oso! No wonder la, til today, when I hold rotan, they tot I am dancing adui!

ABOUT ME


IN LOVE WITH SHOES - I wipe them everytime after wearing & before I keep them into the cabinet

My ever 1st overseas trip was to Chiangmai, Chiangrai, Bangkok in May 2008!! Malu la!

Hey, I just learnt how to cook, after 29 years eating hahaha! & I think I can make delicious red bean soup, and a few other tong-sui – got people “ENCORE”

I think I’m romantic. And always dream to get a romantic boyfriend who says “I love u” “I miss u” – wah, super “lum”!

One of my friends’ husband call me, “Siew-sin” (Laughing Angel) coz I can laugh non-stop hilariously

My mom doesn’t know that I love to dance, until she watched my Company’s AD&D’s DVD hahaha! Now she starts to worried if I go clubbing …

Not only I can talk fast, I can read super-fast, when I was in school, teacher likes to ask me to read. I managed to skipped the words that I cannot pronounce, and teacher didn’t know about it!

CANTONESE IS FUN TO LEARN – min-min-kiong-kiong, mou-ngan-taie (no eye see), yan-san-yan-hoi (people mountain people sea), soon-pin, chi sin, sot liao (these are fun words), kik-sei-ngor-la, geng!

I always forget when someone treats me bad, so FORGET ABOUT REVENGE hahaha!

I only remember “Happy Moments”, lazy to re-call “Hell Time”

CHARITY means a lot to me - always help the blind to hail for taxi, cross the road. I dislike those who publish their names big big in TV, papers, mock cheque… aiyer.. that’s call PUBLICITY NOT CHARITY!

I learnt mandarin by listening to Aaron Kwok’s ‘Tui-Ni-AI-Bu-Wan’ album, it was a cassette…

I say ‘terima kasih’ to my office cleaners, whenever they clear my rubbish bin or wipe my table


BIRTHDAYS - I like to celebrate birthdays, if possible, with a gift and cake – that’s warm