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Thursday, April 9, 2009

KAM FEI!


This article is about how an obese or fat person feels and how it feels after kam-fei…. Not only talking about myself, also I’ve observed other fat/obese people around me… and some points are based on the drama or shows I watched on tv.. wakakakaa, so kepoh!




HOW IT FEELS FOR BEING OBESE?


You dance in club, and you attracts some ‘old uncle’

No matter what trendy, latest hair-style you cut, you look ugly


After eating, you feel sleepy (where is my bed?)


You snore until you are awake by your own snoring sound… gosh!

Your saliva will drip when you sleep, even without dreaming of Aaron Kwok!

You feel tired after shopping for 2 hours and tend to yam-cha and gain weight! Hahaha!

You enjoy eating at mamak stall and you will make sure you order roti canai, roti tisu, teh tarik, maggiemee goreng, nasi lemak, satay, French fries and chicken chop on your table


Your panties will be maternity panties! XL pun tak-ngam.. so jia-lak!

For ladies, you can never buy clothes at “Ladies Department”. You’ve to buy t-shirts & jeans at “Gent’s Department”. If you can afford, Marks & Spenser has bigger sized clothes. For normal range, try “Scarlet Plus” from Jusco.

Don’t dream to buy a belt, no size la aunty! No need to wear a belt, your pants won’t fall off, it’s too tight!

If you are a man, you’ll probably ended up at “Reject Shop” to buy some big sized ‘overseas brand baju’. Best part, men’s spender only upto “XL” size… so I really don’t know where they buy their underwear.

You’ll find a spot to hide 70% of your body when you snap pictures. You cannot smile too much, your cheeks will make you look like a ball! Or can you just be the ‘photographer’ for god-sake! Hahaha!


You look ‘bloated’ when you take close-up photographs… if you take ‘group’ pictures, you can’t even see your own eyes… they are surpressed!

When you see an old friend, they’ll say, “Hey, you look cheerful”, NOT “You look beautiful” wakakaka! Min-min-kiong-kiong entertain you …adui!

Your long-lost friends will find that you look the same like secondary school time, sigh…

You tend to h
ave more nose shit to dig out! Wakakaka!

Your hair is super oily, like char-kuey-teow!

Your face shape is round, just so round!

You buy a steel wrist watch, and you realize that you have to use the ‘extra’ to make it bigger to fit your wrist.

Don’t wear earrings, your face will take over the earrings’ designs… waste money!

Don’t wear ring, your fingers have enough” fats” to torture them!

Li
mited choice of shoes, elephants don’t wear shoes remember?

No high-heels, you are lucky if your high-heels shoes can last for 3 weeks!


More break-outs on face, toxic ma, they go everywhere… and appear at the ‘wrong spot’ normally!

You tend to miss-out some gatherings becoz you are afraid to be seen.

You wear the same clothes to all wedding dinners.

You tend to eat lesser in front of your new friends, just to pretend you’re actually eating ‘not-that-much’ to prevent people ask you to kam-fei! Hahaha!

You have ‘bye-bye’ fats under your arms. Try it, you try to raise your hand and wave ‘good-bye’ to the air… can you see the ‘bye-bye’ fats swinging? Wakakakaa!

You look like being “sl
apped” becoz your whole face is ‘bloated’!

My mom stopped making clothes for me (hahaha!)

When I jalan pasar, got people call me ‘ah-soh’ or aunty – wakakaka! Memang ah-soh ma…

If you ever go for make-over session, your photos will be only your ‘face & neck’…

Ladies, don’t make up, you fat round body already show that you are not attractive, lay low…

Love to eat, eating-spree at pasar malam is so much of fun. Always ended up ate 15 types of different food. But don’t forget, you are making the walkway smaller, and might step on the ‘beggers’ in the middle… wakakakaa!

You cannot sit long o
n the floor, you’ll feel sleepy and your legs cramped!

You don’t even have to mood to wake up early to do exercise, so heavy ma!

When you sleep, you just don’t know which position is your best position. Pusing-pusing here and there lo…

You don’t eat supplements, becoz to you, supplements not working!

You only wear t-shirt and short pants or jeans when you go travel.

Your office-wear are those ‘conservative type’ and no one cares if you change your clothes.

For girls, guys friends will think twice before asking you out. Who wants to bring a ‘hippo’ out? Clingy!

Normally fat people has ‘nice voice’ on the phone. So, when you meet up with new people, they’ll vomit battery! Being fat is not a great thing though!

Let’s kam-fei!

WHY LOSE WEIGHT?

Girls - Hair-style can be anything, even if you perm it!

Face looks smaller, more oval and if you put on make-up, you’ll get compliment!

You can start to wear ‘shorter pants’

Buy your favourite shoes, even ‘stripper shoes’!

Healthier body, no snoring hehehe!

Your eyes will look bigger, and those with big nose like mine, your nose will look ‘just nice’!

So sorry to those ‘airport siew-jeh’… your ‘bra size’ will definitely be reduced once you lost some weight, wakakaka! No eye see!

Ahhhh good news ladies! You can buy sexy lingerie.

And you start to shop in “Ladies Department”, and fit in shorter skirts.

You look good in any handbag.

Your face has lesser pimples. You also can wear different style of sunglasses.

You start to apply lotion to make your skin smooth, becoz you realized that ‘being lazy’ will not help to firm up your skin after you lose some weight

When you do manicure or pedicure,
fingers/toes look super-nice becoz
they no longer look like sausages!



Last week when I went to pasar, got one aunty, she asked if I’m still a student!
Wakakaka, fake betul! But happy la… who cares…


You can walk upto 10th floor without much ‘hu-ha hu-ha’ sound hahaha!

You love to walk, sweat and exercise more, it’s part of your activities.

You tend to eat less oily food and love to eat more fruits and vegetables.

You find that supplements are great stuff to boost up your health!

You start to hate gassy drinks and sweet stuff – but I still cannot resist chocolates and cakes and ice cream!

You have more people remind you that you need to maintain your weight, a little stress, but it helps!

When you dance, you can dance from 11pm til 3am non-stop and feel geng after that!

In clubs, you attract ‘younger guys’ and ‘better looking guys’. Many will dance along with you. Uncle-uncle hodoh, go aside please………

Girls – eventually, when you lose weight and you dress better, you tend to have more guy-friends and more outings (life is like this geh lo….)

You tend to have ‘strangers’ add you in Faceboook after looking at our pix! Cool hoh! Be selective ok!

Your long-lost friends tend to be surprised to see your new image.

Those who has not met you for the past year will not be able to recognize you from your back, until you smile or speak out.

You’ll get more compliments, if you dress better!

Girls – you can buy more cosmetics now, it’s time to show the beautiful you!

You start to look back at your past photographs and says, “Omaigod! What happened to me last time? Time to smile …

You snap more photographs than ever, just too crazy!

You want to buy as much nice clothes you can ever grab!

Girls – your shoes, handbags, accessories
collections increased tremendously!




Your old friends will find that you look great now. But your new friends will still think you need to lose some weight (if you still look a little round) hahahaha!

Sayonara oily hair, you can be a hair-model with less oily hair now… wow!

When you walk into a restaurant, other patronage will be staring at you (not all la, don’t dream!).

You get better service from waiters and promoters.


Restaurants and shops’ managers recognize you! They can even remember what you want to order or your regular purchase items, hahaha! The pork-mee stall guy, I just have to smile at him, and he will know what is my regular order wakakakaa! (so give face!)

Best part, you no longer have to hide your body behind your slimmer friends
!

Tuesday, April 7, 2009

PARTNER APPLICATION FORM


Instructions: Answer the following questions with your best answers. Answers provided must be truly from your heart. If you need to ‘fake’, appreciate if you could ‘fake’ it “right”. For general questions, there is no “right or wrong answer”, therefore, feel free to express yourself. Your application will be kept confidential, I will not re-use or sell your personal data to any of my single friends. Appreciate your valuable time and participation.

Attach one 4R photograph of your face (look straight with ears showing and trendy hairstyle)

Also, another 4R photograph of your whole body (pose nicely, don’t try to hide your ‘fats’ if any) hahaha!

Plus point, if you could attach another photograph of your whole family (this shows that you love your family and also will show whether you have other handsome siblings that could be potential candidate(s))

You may start now…

Position applied for:
A) Part-time boyfriend (except office hours)
B) Full-time boyfriend (inclusive of weekends and public holidays)
C) Fuck Buddy (just for sex as and when required)
D) Close boyfriend (no sex required, just go out hang-out and enjoy each other companion)
E) Others: - ______________________

Category:
A) Long term relationship
B) Short term relationship
C) As long as “Happy” relationship
D) No commitment relationship
E) Others:- __________________________

Expected returns:
A) True love with real care and understanding. Sms/call daily
B) True love but not necessary to call/sms daily
C) Just for sex – maybe can pretend to care about each other, not even bother to call
D) Casual conversation, just for fun and be happy will do
E) Others:- _________________________


Real Name:
(As per your birth cert or passport please)


Chinese Name, if applicable:
(Just in case your real name is difficult to call, I’ll call you using your Chinese Name, hahaha!)

Nick Name:
(This reflects how ‘cute’ you can be)

How your mom calls you?:
(E.g. Honey, my baby, etc)

How your friends call you:
(E.g. Wei, Hey, Leang-jai, etc)


Date of Birth: DD/MM/YY
(Don’t hope for a great birthday gift, but if you are selected, I can guarantee you a Happy Birthday)


Horoscope:
(Only Sagittarius, Gemini, Pieces, Aquarius will be considered, others subject to compatibility in real person)

Chinese Horoscope:
(Horse, Pig, Rabbit and Sheep preferred, others subject to compatibility and personal attitude)

Nationality:
Race:
Religion:
Dialect(s):
Preferred language during conversation:


FAMILY PARTICULARS:
Dad’s name:
Age:
Mom’s name:
Age:
Sibling(s) name(s), if any:
1)
2)
3)


ABOUT YOU:
Height: cm
Weight: kg
Waist: inch
Shirt size:

(no need to apply if you are “S” size)
Pants size (length): cm/inch
Favourite clothes colour:
Favourite underwear design:


Hobbies:
(E.g. listening to music, collecting stamps. reading, blogging )
Favourite sports:-
(Please only state the sports that you play currently, e.g. Badminton, swimming. Gym is not a sport, it’s a commitment becoz you’ve paid, you have no choice but to go wakakaka!)

Favourite food:
(Be specific. Don’t put, “I eat everything” becoz “everything” inclusive of ‘dog shit’ hahaha!)
Favourite drink:
(List at least 2. Water is not inclusive, as human, we drink water to survive, hehehe!)
Favourite desserts:
(Kindly include your favourite cake and ice cream flavor(s))


DATING HISTORY
* start from latest relationship

DD/MM/YY start
DD/MM/YY end
Reason for break-up
Comments on this relationship


* I’m sure you’ve more than one, so please use a separate piece of paper, hehehe!


YOUR THOUGHTS

When did you lost your virginity?
(If you are still a virgin, please ‘fake’ by providing a ‘fake’ year, malu ma, if still a virgin hahaha!)


Are you a good kisser or a great kisser or just don’t know how to kiss?

What’s your opinion about sex? Do you think sex is a ‘must-have activity’ or just a ‘complimentary’ to a relationship?

Are you an ‘easily-get-bored’ person? (Yes/No)
(Means, do you like to have variety of activities in mind to do with your partner (other than sex)


Are you romantic? (Yes/No/Maybe)
(If yes, go to the next question)

What was the best thing you’ve ever done in your past relationships as a romantic partner?
(In case you don’t know what is romantic, example for your reference:- Kissing under the rain, buy a cake of 10 different flavors on her birthday, cooking together and eat in bed – just like in movies la…)

What was the best present you’ve ever give to your partner in your past relationships?
(Branded bags like LV, Channel or Coach are not ‘best gifts’, not all girls like to have one, think of something else)


Have you ever been convicted on a criminal charge? (Yes/No) – just want to make sure that you’re not a serial rapist or a drug dealer or samseng head, hehehe!


Have you been dismissed by any of your previous partner? (Yes/No)

Have you been or are you suffering from any physical or sex disability? (Yes/No) – only if you are applying for “Fuck Buddy”, “Full Time Boyfriend” and “Long Term Relationship”

Have you ever applied for any other similar position with other girlst? (Yes/No)

FINAL DECLARATION:-


I HEREBY DECLARE THAT ALL INFORMATION GIVEN IN THIS APPLICATION ARE TRUE AND CORRECT. THE PICTURES PROVIDED ARE PHOTOGRAPHED WITHIN 10 DAYS PRIOR TO THIS APPLICATION, AND NO ‘PHOTOSHOP’ IS DONE. I AGREE AND ACCEPT THAT, IF ANY PART OF THIS INFORMATION IS FOUND TO BE FALSE OR INCORRECT, I DESERVED TO BE TERMINATED FROM MY SERVICE IMMEDIATELY.



Signature of Applicant / Date

Thank you for filling up this application form.

If you receive a call within 24 hours, this means you’re super-geng and may start anytime at your convenience (depends on my schedule as well).

If you receive a call within 2 working days, this mean, that you’re in the list, but at the same time you have a few competitors.

However, if you don’t even receive a ‘Thank You SMS’, this mean that you should not have wasted my time going through your application. Wakakakaka, ,so mean!


FOR INTERNAL EVALUATION ONLY

A) FORMS COMPLETED WITH LATEST PHOTOGRAPHS? (Yes/No)
B) DESERVED TO BE INTERVIEWED? (Yes/No)
C) MEETING AT LEAST 90% OF CRITERIA? (Yes/No)
D) DATE OF APPOINTMENT (DD/MM/YY)
E) POSITION TO BE OFFERED:-
F) EARLIEST COMMENCEMENT DATE RECOMMENDED:- (DD/MM/YY)


CHEERS! Hope that you had fun reading… just a joke la! Hahahaha! Geng!


Monday, April 6, 2009

FOONG JERN





5 April 2009 @ 9.15pm, in my room, - Jern-jai (my 2nd boy) hit his gum at the ironing board’s steel yesterday night. I was relaxing while applying moisturizer on my super-stretch marked skin, and had to hug him right-away! I saw blood in his gum area, thought that his teeth would fall off! So scary, but he was calm but continued to cried for a while.



Foong-jai (my eldest son) was panicked, and quickly run to get a pack of tissues from my handbag and his little bro’s milk bottle (with water inside) and passed to me. Foong-jai was rather afraid to see blood in Jern’s mouth, his tears started to drip bit by bit. Shakingly, Foong-jai asked me, “Mami, why di-di bleeding geh?”. I told him that Jern jumped on the mattress, fell and hit on the ironing board's X-stand.



Great timing for me to educate Foong-jai, becoz his hobby is to jump here and there. I told Foong-jai that he shouldn’t jump from the chair to the floor, or jump from bed to the mattress, dangerous! Foong-jai nodded and I assumed he understood.



Both love to fight for whatever stuff. Foong-jai always said, “Mami, please put di-di at aunty’s house (babysitter’s place)”. This is because he always lose to Jern when it comes to toy-fight!



Yesterday, when Jern was lying on my thigh (in pain, sucking water from the milk bottle), I asked Foong-jai, “Do you love di-di?”… He nodded a few times with tears in his eyes, “Yes, mami will di-di recover?”



Coincidently, Jern didn’t speak for more than 20 minutes (too in pain maybe), so I said to Foong-jai, “Do you want to hear di-di speak?” Foong-jai nodded his head, still in tears. I asked Foong-jai to kiss his brother’s forehead. Foong-jai was afraid because he can see blood in Jern’s mouth. So, I asked him to kiss Jern’s hand (hahaha, so bad la this mom)



Actually, to me, I was so touched by what Foong-jai had done that night. The way he cares, he has forgotten about how bad his little brother was, when they fight for toys or food. He knew it that his little bro needs attention and hope to see him recover.



Yesterday night, I was walking with Jern from babysitter’s home, Foong-jai peeped us from balcony at 9th floor and he shouted, “Di-di, have you recovered?” (In Cantonese, “Di-di, lei-hou-fan-joh-mei-ar?”) so adorable! He remembers!



This makes me realize that, in life, we tend to be selfish at times. We tend run-away from own problems. We ‘pretend dunno’ when our friends told us they have financial problems. When it comes to argument, disagreements, we tend to forget where we come from.



However, when we are the one who is encountering difficulties, at that point of time, I’m sure we could identify who loves us most, who cares for us most! And who will be there to go through bad times. Not only apply to friends, even small little kids can feel that.



This could be a not-so-interesting short story to share, but I still feel that we should care and appreciate the people around us, with heart and enjoy the moments we could share.



WISH EVERYONE HAPPINESS!

Sunday, April 5, 2009

QING MING'S PRAYERS

WHAT IS QING MING’S PRAYERS

When I was younger, I always think of ‘ghosts or spirits’ when it comes to Qing Ming Day. To me, it’s sounds a bit scary but due to curiousity, I’ll tag along to pray. Now, I’ve grown up, and I realized that each and every-one of us should remember our loved ones, even though they’ve passed away.

They waited for us for 1 year, for us to offer prayers to them during Qing Ming, that’s a long-wait.

Due to busy schedule, many didn’t turn up to pray. Due to inconveniences, many said “not free” “no time” “very hot weather” “lazy” “got commitment”. Imagine the long-wait these souls and spirit have to go through…

For Chinese tradition, even worse, super worse I would say, “Married daughters are not allowed to pray their own parents or grandparents”…. This is so sad. Imagine that if your daughters are not allowed to visit your tomb next time… stop thinking this way! Our parents are our loved ones and we must appreciate them when they are alive and continue to love them even they are dead. Curi-curi also must pray! Wakakakaa!

The purpose of the visit, I would say is for appreciation, remembrance and also to make sure that the place that “the dead ones” are staying now is clean and comfortable. As human beings, we want our homes to be ‘big, nice, comfortable, luxurious’… so our ancestors need that too! So please, spend a fe hours of your time in one year, to visit them and see how they are doing.

Last week I attended a celebration in one temple in Cheras. The “master” advised us to stay at least 45 minutes at each ancestor’s place, to show our respect. The long-wait is not easy. They will bless us in many ways, good health, smooth income, etc in long term. Just once a year, can everyone just do our part? Think about it …

GRANDPA – MR. CHONG WAH

My grandpa (mom’s dad) passed away in 10 Nov 1992 in Thailand, in a hotel, he was sitting on the chair resting, then sudden heart attack, fell down and passed away.

That day, I was at my aunty’s place in Kuantan. I was sleeping in bed when my aunty woke me up. She said, “Gung gung passed away” when I opened my eyes looking at her. I cried so loud and non-stop. That was horrible! My aunty’s neighbor, she offered to send us to the bus station, and her car was hit by another car on the way to the bus station. Bad luck! However, when we reached the bus station, we ended up taking a taxi (I can’t wait!) We rushed back to KL, and I cried all the way in the taxi (I sat in front, so the taxi driver looked at me every now and then – too bad he is not handsome, if not, I’ll hug him, wakakakaa! Still joke meh!).

Before the trip to Kuantan, grandpa gave me RM 100 for spending (I was 12 years old by then) and I spent RM 80 for the taxi back to KL. His body took a long journey to come home. Thailand part, they have to do some tests to make sure his body doesn’t contain drugs and took a few days to come back to KL for his funeral. There were pictures taken during his funeral, we kept some last time, I think we threw away the pictures later. Not sure what’s the intention to snap pictures during funeral…everyone is crying... cannot wear jewelry, cannot put on make-up, cannot mandi, cannot wash hair, cannot smile or laugh too loud...wear only black and dark blue baju... why take photos?

Best part of his funeral (Ok, I admit I was bad), the ‘na-moh-lou’ has a handsome son who helps him. Wow! at least got a handsome guy in the funeral, so it was not so bad (Gung-gung, don’t blame me ar.. I know you sent him for me to “wash eyes!” - send me more now... wakakaka!)

Thinking back then, I was a noisy and bad kid, never failed to argue with him, I used to hit him back on his words but at the end, we get well and moved on. No revenge thought though! He wore 'mah-yin-tung' those underwear got stripes one... lucky I was not hamsap, so I didnt peep! HAHAHA!

Hey, whatever arguments we've been through, I knew it, that he loved me. Life is unpredictable, he passed on, and I don’t have a chance to re-pay him. Therefore, I make myself available to offer prayers during Qing Ming, etc.

His ‘kuat-fui’ is now at the Green Pagoda, nearby Jalan Sg. Besi there (I go to visit him yearly, no pantang!)
Let’s appreciate the people around us, it’s too late if they have passed on…

GRANDMA – MDM. LOKE

My grandma (dad’s mom) passed away in 1983/84(not sure), due to diabetic problems. Doctor advised her to cut half of her leg due to infection, but she refused, she knew that her days were counted, therefore, she wanted to have both legs if she died. So, at the end, she allowed doctor to cut one of her toes (if I get this message correctly). I was too young to understand all this, I think I was just 4 or 5 years old. Still remember that time, my grandparents were staying in a terrace house, at Kuchai Lama, I still remembered grandma lied down at the sofa in the living hall when her body was brought home…

In my memory, she brought me to jalan-jalan, and we took bus when I was a small kid. I remembered that with my small little feet, I had to climb up & down the bus steps happily. Grandma always said that I did a great job. I heard she was doing marketing job, and she played mahjung. She brought me along sometimes, not many times, but I think I’ve been out with her several times when she was healthy.

She has 11 kids, 3 daughters, the rest all hunks… dad & uncles! Being a mom of 11 kids, not easy for her, she was lucky to have my great-grandma who helped her (my great-grandma passed away on 13 June 1980 – she became a widow when she was very young, so my great-grandma only had my grandma as her daughter). We pray at 3 tombs, grandma + her parents. Great-grandpa’s tomb has no picture, he passed a way too early, no camera I guess, not even my eldest uncle knew how he looked like but still, hope that he rest in peace. But all 3 tombs are well taken care off. Clean overall, just a little muddy due to wet weather. Our shoes were all dirtied but it was a great experience for me.

I always wanted to visit grandma and tell her how much I loved her. I cried a little, but so shameful becoz my dad and uncles were around. She is always in my memory, but she never appeared in my dreams (maybe she cannot recognise me by now, too leanglui jor lo wakakakaa!). My B-Sok told me that she is now re-borned, I hope it’s true! I miss you grandma, please appear in my dreams anytime.

Wednesday, April 1, 2009

EXCEPTIONAL, SUPERB & POWERFUL LIFE

Tips for an Exceptional, Superb & Powerful Life!
*Not sure who forwarded this to me, but worth sharing CHEERS!*


Take a 10-30 minute walk every day. And while you walk, smile. It is the ultimate anti-depressant.
(OK, I walk at least 45 mins in the morning, and I even smile to the cats and dogs on the road)

Sit in silence for at least 10 minutes each day. Buy a lock if you have to.
(I think if I ever ask my colleagues to buy me a ‘lock’, I’ll get at least 25 locks! Wakakaka!)


Record your late night shows and get more sleep. (Sleeping is one of my hobbies…)

When you wake up in the morning complete the following statement, "My purpose is to____ today."
(Wow! I just hope for a happy, smoothie day ahead!)

Live with the 3 E's -- Energy, Enthusiasm, and Empathy.
(Yes! This is what I do everyday, but to show Empathy, must be real, not fake)


Watch more movies, play more games and read more books than you did in previous years.
(I do this too! I love reading! I love movies and I have now started to play the same games that my kids are playing… e.g. tut-tut-train…)

Make time to practice meditation, yoga, tai chi, and prayer.
They provide us with daily fuel for our busy lives.

(Yoga is my favourite! 6am.. no joke –
sometimes I over-slept and regret for a few minutes)






more time with people over the age of 70 and under the age of 6.
(Grandma is 77, kids are under 6… I love them so much)


Dream more while you are awake.
(Shit! Want me to kena ‘goreng sotong’ meh?)

Eat more foods that grow on trees and plants and eat less food that is manufactured in plants. Drink green tea and plenty of water. Eat blueberries, wild Alaskan salmon, broccoli, almonds & walnuts .
(Agree with water, my favourite drink. I just don’t really fancy blueberries, will they make my intestine “blue”? DETOX DETOX!)


Try to make at least three people smile each day.
(Mission accomplished, I can increase the quantity to at least 20 people smile each day)

Clear your clutter from your house, your car, your desk and let new and flowing energy into your life .
(Spring cleaning… let’s do it!)Don't waste your precious energy on gossip, energy vampires, issues of the past, negative thoughts or things you cannot control. Instead invest your energy in the positive present moment. (Hate gossips, but to release tension, I still think it’s fine)


Realize that life is a school and you are here to learn. Problems are simply part of the curriculum that appear and fade away like algebra class but the lessons you learn will last a lifetime. (Let’s celebrate!)

Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince and dinner like a college kid.
(Please offer me chocolates, I still think chocolates are better than sex!)


Smile and laugh more. It will keep the energy vampires away.
(People starts to complaint that I laughed too much and I just said, I even smile to animals… I’m weird!)


Life isn't fair, but it's still good.
(Ya, I love myself despite of ‘messy background’)


Life is too short to waste time hating anyone.
(I always say that we should appreciate what we have, stop revenge)


Don't take yourself so seriously. No one else does .
(Hahaha, true… be happy everyone)


You don't have to win every argument. Agree to disagree.
(Wow, this is ‘cool’… just be ‘cool’ and get over it!)

Make peace with your past so it won't screw up the present.
(This is one of my mottos of life)


Don't compare your life to others'. You have no idea what their journey is all about .
(Super true, I love myself and I think everyone should be glad of who we are and what we have)


Burn the candles, use the nice bed sheets, Don't save it for a special occasion. Today is special. (Romantic…)

No one is in-charge of your happiness except you.
(Geng! Love to be happy)



Frame every so-called “disaster” with these words: "In five years, will this matter?"
(There is always a ‘cooling period’ for disasters, it’s the matter of time to let it go)


Forgive everyone for everything.
(Let’s practise this now!)What other people think of you is none of your business. (It’s their mouth and their thinking… be good, do good and everything will be good)


Time heals almost everything. Give time, time.
(ooooooohhh lala… I realize this when I started to diet)


However good or bad a situation is, it will change. So stop complaining about the weather, the job, the rents etc etc
(I appreciate that we have rain, please rain every night at 10pm wakakaka! I like my colleagues and I love my job… )


Your job won't take care of you when you are sick. Your friends will. Stay in touch.
(can everyone just have a Facebook account?)


Get rid of anything that isn't useful, beautiful or joyful.
(Ignore pessimist and stupid thinking people)


Envy is a waste of time. You already have all you need.
(I prefer to be envy-ed)


The best is yet to come.
(So let’s look forward for the best… we call it ‘Save the Best for last’)


No matter how you feel, get up, dress up and show up.
(Alright, I’ll do some make-up daily hahaha… )


Do the right thing!
(This is very general, we’ll never know whether it’s right or wrong, but at least, we must know, we must not do bad things… it’s karma)


Call your family often.
(I LOVE MY FAMILY…they know it!)


Each night before you go to bed complete the following statements: " am thankful for ___." Today I accomplished ____.
(I just have to combine the words to--“I am thankful & today I accomplished a happy day, CHEERS!”)


Remember that you are too blessed to be stressed.
(“STRESS” does this word exist?)


Enjoy the ride.

Remember that this is not Disney World and you certainly don't want a fast pass.

You only have one ride through life so make the most of it and enjoy the ride.


Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully.
(Expect less, you’ll be happier too!)


Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other.

(Can I marry my mom? She is cute at times, love you mom!)


Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want.
(Great stuff to keep in mind)

When you say, 'I love you,' mean it.
(This is important, please be romantic too…)

When you say, 'I'm sorry,' look the person in the eye.
(Just don’t make mistakes, and you don’t have to say it!)

Be engaged at least six months before you get married.
(Everyone has their own habits, be considerate and everything will be alright!)

Believe in love at first sight.
(Our eyes are selective at times, if you love, love with your heart. I fell in love with Aaron Kwok at first sight wakakaka!)

Never laugh at anyone's dreams. People who don't have dreams don't have much.
(Mine is to cut old folks fingernails when I get older… don’t laugh la…)

Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt but it's the only way to live life completely.

(I love to be loved and appreciate people who loves me)

In disagreements, fight fairly. No name calling.
(No time to call ‘names’ in disagreements. We shout out ‘#*^%*#@&#^$!)

Don't judge people by their relatives.
(Yes, all my relatives are ‘rich people’… and I am not.. wakakaka!)

Talk slowly but think quickly.
(I do both quickly ohh la laaaa)

When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer, smile and ask, 'Why do you want to know?'
(Can we say, “Pergi la lu!”)

Remember that great love and great achievements involve great risk.
(It’s risky to be in love again…)

Say 'bless you' when you hear someone sneeze.
(Hope that it’s not flu)

When you lose, don't lose the lesson.
(Learn and continue to do the ‘right’ thing)



Remember the three R's: Respect for self; Respect for others; and Responsibility for all your actions.
(You gain your own respect…)

Don't let a little dispute injure a great friendship.
(Agree, let’s treasure our relationships)

When you realize you've made a mistake, take immediate steps to correct it.
(I’ve corrected mine)

Smile when picking up the phone. The caller will hear it in your voice.
(We are Grammy Awards Nominees, aren’t we?)

Spend some time alone.
(This is essential, listen to your favourite songs would be cool too…)

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