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Tuesday, April 7, 2009

PARTNER APPLICATION FORM


Instructions: Answer the following questions with your best answers. Answers provided must be truly from your heart. If you need to ‘fake’, appreciate if you could ‘fake’ it “right”. For general questions, there is no “right or wrong answer”, therefore, feel free to express yourself. Your application will be kept confidential, I will not re-use or sell your personal data to any of my single friends. Appreciate your valuable time and participation.

Attach one 4R photograph of your face (look straight with ears showing and trendy hairstyle)

Also, another 4R photograph of your whole body (pose nicely, don’t try to hide your ‘fats’ if any) hahaha!

Plus point, if you could attach another photograph of your whole family (this shows that you love your family and also will show whether you have other handsome siblings that could be potential candidate(s))

You may start now…

Position applied for:
A) Part-time boyfriend (except office hours)
B) Full-time boyfriend (inclusive of weekends and public holidays)
C) Fuck Buddy (just for sex as and when required)
D) Close boyfriend (no sex required, just go out hang-out and enjoy each other companion)
E) Others: - ______________________

Category:
A) Long term relationship
B) Short term relationship
C) As long as “Happy” relationship
D) No commitment relationship
E) Others:- __________________________

Expected returns:
A) True love with real care and understanding. Sms/call daily
B) True love but not necessary to call/sms daily
C) Just for sex – maybe can pretend to care about each other, not even bother to call
D) Casual conversation, just for fun and be happy will do
E) Others:- _________________________


Real Name:
(As per your birth cert or passport please)


Chinese Name, if applicable:
(Just in case your real name is difficult to call, I’ll call you using your Chinese Name, hahaha!)

Nick Name:
(This reflects how ‘cute’ you can be)

How your mom calls you?:
(E.g. Honey, my baby, etc)

How your friends call you:
(E.g. Wei, Hey, Leang-jai, etc)


Date of Birth: DD/MM/YY
(Don’t hope for a great birthday gift, but if you are selected, I can guarantee you a Happy Birthday)


Horoscope:
(Only Sagittarius, Gemini, Pieces, Aquarius will be considered, others subject to compatibility in real person)

Chinese Horoscope:
(Horse, Pig, Rabbit and Sheep preferred, others subject to compatibility and personal attitude)

Nationality:
Race:
Religion:
Dialect(s):
Preferred language during conversation:


FAMILY PARTICULARS:
Dad’s name:
Age:
Mom’s name:
Age:
Sibling(s) name(s), if any:
1)
2)
3)


ABOUT YOU:
Height: cm
Weight: kg
Waist: inch
Shirt size:

(no need to apply if you are “S” size)
Pants size (length): cm/inch
Favourite clothes colour:
Favourite underwear design:


Hobbies:
(E.g. listening to music, collecting stamps. reading, blogging )
Favourite sports:-
(Please only state the sports that you play currently, e.g. Badminton, swimming. Gym is not a sport, it’s a commitment becoz you’ve paid, you have no choice but to go wakakaka!)

Favourite food:
(Be specific. Don’t put, “I eat everything” becoz “everything” inclusive of ‘dog shit’ hahaha!)
Favourite drink:
(List at least 2. Water is not inclusive, as human, we drink water to survive, hehehe!)
Favourite desserts:
(Kindly include your favourite cake and ice cream flavor(s))


DATING HISTORY
* start from latest relationship

DD/MM/YY start
DD/MM/YY end
Reason for break-up
Comments on this relationship


* I’m sure you’ve more than one, so please use a separate piece of paper, hehehe!


YOUR THOUGHTS

When did you lost your virginity?
(If you are still a virgin, please ‘fake’ by providing a ‘fake’ year, malu ma, if still a virgin hahaha!)


Are you a good kisser or a great kisser or just don’t know how to kiss?

What’s your opinion about sex? Do you think sex is a ‘must-have activity’ or just a ‘complimentary’ to a relationship?

Are you an ‘easily-get-bored’ person? (Yes/No)
(Means, do you like to have variety of activities in mind to do with your partner (other than sex)


Are you romantic? (Yes/No/Maybe)
(If yes, go to the next question)

What was the best thing you’ve ever done in your past relationships as a romantic partner?
(In case you don’t know what is romantic, example for your reference:- Kissing under the rain, buy a cake of 10 different flavors on her birthday, cooking together and eat in bed – just like in movies la…)

What was the best present you’ve ever give to your partner in your past relationships?
(Branded bags like LV, Channel or Coach are not ‘best gifts’, not all girls like to have one, think of something else)


Have you ever been convicted on a criminal charge? (Yes/No) – just want to make sure that you’re not a serial rapist or a drug dealer or samseng head, hehehe!


Have you been dismissed by any of your previous partner? (Yes/No)

Have you been or are you suffering from any physical or sex disability? (Yes/No) – only if you are applying for “Fuck Buddy”, “Full Time Boyfriend” and “Long Term Relationship”

Have you ever applied for any other similar position with other girlst? (Yes/No)

FINAL DECLARATION:-


I HEREBY DECLARE THAT ALL INFORMATION GIVEN IN THIS APPLICATION ARE TRUE AND CORRECT. THE PICTURES PROVIDED ARE PHOTOGRAPHED WITHIN 10 DAYS PRIOR TO THIS APPLICATION, AND NO ‘PHOTOSHOP’ IS DONE. I AGREE AND ACCEPT THAT, IF ANY PART OF THIS INFORMATION IS FOUND TO BE FALSE OR INCORRECT, I DESERVED TO BE TERMINATED FROM MY SERVICE IMMEDIATELY.



Signature of Applicant / Date

Thank you for filling up this application form.

If you receive a call within 24 hours, this means you’re super-geng and may start anytime at your convenience (depends on my schedule as well).

If you receive a call within 2 working days, this mean, that you’re in the list, but at the same time you have a few competitors.

However, if you don’t even receive a ‘Thank You SMS’, this mean that you should not have wasted my time going through your application. Wakakakaka, ,so mean!


FOR INTERNAL EVALUATION ONLY

A) FORMS COMPLETED WITH LATEST PHOTOGRAPHS? (Yes/No)
B) DESERVED TO BE INTERVIEWED? (Yes/No)
C) MEETING AT LEAST 90% OF CRITERIA? (Yes/No)
D) DATE OF APPOINTMENT (DD/MM/YY)
E) POSITION TO BE OFFERED:-
F) EARLIEST COMMENCEMENT DATE RECOMMENDED:- (DD/MM/YY)


CHEERS! Hope that you had fun reading… just a joke la! Hahahaha! Geng!


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