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Wednesday, December 16, 2009

AS AN EMPLOYEE...



Being an employee is fun! Other than $$$, being happy at work is important.

Cool to see this article... read it!

* the biggest motivation is salary (no one says their salary is high hahaha)

* the unluckiest thing is promotion without salary adjustment (that's consolation when Company cannot pay, and they want to make you feel good)

* the most "shiok" thing is you don't work anyhow also get pay increment (hehehe, I wished!)

* the greatest talent is "carry big stuff" (means you've to buy shoe polish, then you've to 'satay' your bosses lo - example, even he has a bad haircut, also must pretend say,"Wah boss you so leangjai jor geh.. wow")

* the greatest mistake is to argue with your boss (depends on how to argue, when you argue, they thought you are teaching them how to work - bad one, all bosses think that their ideas are the best!)

* the most demoralising thing is to receive salary late (hmm... no comment, *touch wood* never happened)

* the most pitiful thing is you did not get your salary and your boss ran away (hahaha, that's why choose a good reputable company to work with)

* the happiest thing is you become your boss' boss .. wahahahaha!!! - can't believe it!

* the cleverest thing is you are late but boss doesn't know (Yes, I somehow agree)

* the stupidest thing is you publicly say that you are lazy - hahaha... I normally say, "Wow, today seems cozy" never say lazy la aiyo!

* the most common thing is - the boss says something but means another (that's usual, when they say "GOOD JOB, BUT..." - why the hell got "BUT"?)

* the proudest thing is you sack your boss

* the most "rugi" thing is you work hard but your colleague takes the credit (hahaha, what to do... fated sometimes)


* the most dangerous thing is to become a "two-headed" snake (Can I learn?)


* the biggest satisfaction - sending e-mail like this during office hours!! heheheheheheheh.... what a wonderful world!

CHEERS!

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